Wednesday, March 30, 2016

April Fool's Day sms, Quotes, Messages

The best day for u
in the whole year is April 1st
because that's the day
that suits u best
Happy April fool's day.
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To get a divorce from ur wife....
1st april....because
if ur wife accept that
it's ur luck..
otherwise just tell her..
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!
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so sweet is your smile
so sweet is your style
so sweet is your voice
so sweet is your eye
see how sweetly I lie.
Happy April Fool's Day!!
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Jab Aapko Dekhun My Dil Starts Flying,
Aapse Baat Karneko I Keep Trying,
Jab Aap Hai Door Then I Feel Like Crying,
Arey Itna Tension Mat Lo,
I Was Just Lying…
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Long time ago,,
only fools used to read my status,
and today …..the history continues…
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W6y w0y w8y w9x

Nahi samajhe?
Zara ulta karke dekho.
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HaHaHa.. popat!
Jab sidha samaj nhi aya to
Ulta kya khak samajh Aayega?
“APRIL FOOL”
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If today any 1 talks
& praises u 4 your
GOOD LOOKS
NATURE
STYLE
ATTITUDE,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before April 1st.
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Please note:
April Fools Day is applicable only for singles.
The married have their anniversary.
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It is better to keep your mouth closed
and let people think you are a fool
than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
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Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool! April Fool

Taken from   http://www.goodlightscraps.com/april-fools-day.php

Friday, July 12, 2013

Funny Shayari and Sms

Funny Shayari and Sms-1
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Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

Funny Shayari and Sms-2
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Arz Hai....
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji! ;)

Funny Shayari and Sms-3
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Kya kare in pyare dosto ka
jo dhire dhire hume bhula rahe hain
kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg
aj ek ek paise apni shadi k liye bacha rahe hain... :P

Funny Shayari and Sms-4
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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se
udaa do saale ko...................

Funny Shayari and Sms-5
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Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…

Funny Shayari and Sms-6
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Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…

Funny Shayari and Sms-7
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tuhaar chehraa moti samaan
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!! 

Funny Shayari and Sms-8
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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool to phenka..
par gamla bhi saath tha!!

Funny Shayari and Sms-9
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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!! 


Thursday, July 7, 2011

Happy Birthday Sms, Birthday Quotes, Birthday Sayings and Birthday Wishes.



Romantic Birthday
Romantic Birthday Scraps, images for Orkut, Myspace, hi5

Greetings and Wishes

Happy Birthday Sms-1
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Before the clock strikes twelve
let me take the opportunity to let you know
that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...

Happy Birthday Sms-2
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A birthday is a million moments,
Each holding a promise of ur dreams,
Accomplishments of some special plans.
Wish U a very “Happy Birthday”

Happy Birthday Sms-3
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 Its just another day,
but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

Happy Birthday Sms-4
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Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
because you will remember me
when u certainly make it a big affair
and when you do hold a party...
I bet you will be the one
who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

Happy Birthday Sms-5
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Many many happy returns of the day
and May u Live long as Long as more Than Devil.

Cute Birthday
Cute Happy Birthday Scraps, images for Orkut, Myspace, hi5

Orkut Scraps

Happy Birthday Sms-6
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I Always Wished For A SPEACIAL FRIEND
Who'd Be Close To My Heart..
It Came True When I Met YOU
On Ur Speacial Day
I Wish For You...
May All ur Dreams and Wishes Come True.
Have A Very
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Happy Birthday Sms-7
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Happy Birthday Sms-8
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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you, someone needs you;
but it feels much better when you know that
someone never ever forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Happy Birthday Sms-9
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May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unhold,
May you have God’s best in everything.
WISHING U A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Happy Birthday Sms-10
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Cute message for a cutest Person from cute Friend
for a cute Reason at a cute Time from a cute Mind
in a cute Mood in a cute Style
Have a cute  HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)

Happy Birthday Sms-11
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Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Birthday for Friends
Birthday Scraps, images for Orkut, Myspace, hi5

Free Greetings and Ecards

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Anniversary wishes, Anniversary messages and Anniversary poems


Orkut Myspace Anniversary Scraps, Graphics and Comments
GoodLightscraps.com

Anniversary wishes-1
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An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today,
the memories of yesterday,
and the hopes of tomorrow.

Anniversary wishes-2
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A good wife gives happiness and long-life to her husband.
Allow me, dear, for our anniversary to wish you
 to share this long life with me!

Anniversary wishes-3
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Happy anniversary,
dear… Let this date don’t stop you from enjoying life and
every single day of it!
I wish you many happy returns with all my heart!

Anniversary wishes-4
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Let your love never goes away,
let your life will always be interesting and full of happiness!
Happy Anniversary!

Anniversary wishes-5
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Keep it up, my friends!
And let your next anniversary be so full of joy and love like this one!

Anniversary wishes-6
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Do not forget your first dates,
cherish your partner and the happiness will always be with you!
Happy Anniversary!


Orkut Myspace Anniversary Scraps, Graphics and Comments
GoodLightscraps.com

Anniversary wishes-7
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I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,
Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.
So, This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay...

Anniversary wishes-8
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Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,
May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,
As You Make A Wonderful Pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary!

Anniversary wishes-9
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If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give You My Heart
If You Should Say, "Do You Still Love Me?"
I"D Say, "Till Death Do Us Part"
Happy Anniversary!

Anniversary wishes-10
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Long After Our Anniversary And This
Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think
Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday,
Happy Anniversary Lover!

Anniversary wishes-11
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I'll Always Remember The Day I Married You,
Without You My Love,
My Beauty,
I Don't Know What I'd Do,
Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two,
I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.

Anniversary wishes-12
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Let your love never goes away,
let your life will always be interesting and full of happiness!
Happy Anniversary!


Orkut Myspace Anniversary Scraps, Graphics and Comments
GoodLightscraps.com