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Interesting Facts of Marriage. . .

Q. Kya Shadi Janat ka Darwaza Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Magar Bahir Jany kaB-)
Q. Insan Apni Bewaqufi Par kab khush Hota Hy?
Ans. Shadi k DinB-)
Q. Kya Zubani Laraai Mein Orat Sy koi Jeet Sakta Hy?
Ans. G Haan, Doosri OratB-)
Q. Tallaaq ki Sab Sy Bari Waja kya Hy?
Ans. Shadi.:-)

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Hum rishta dil se nibhana jante hai.
zakhmo pe marham lagana jante hai
hume bhulne ki galti mat karna
kyonki hum kaan ke niche lagana bhi jante hai.

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Ye Scooty Kab li?
Sardar : Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai,
sab kapde utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo,
maine scooty le li, kapdo ka main kya karta!!!...

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Roz Logo se tere Pange honge....
Ghar me tere roz Dange honge....
Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to Yaad rakhana
tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge..

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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya: HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO

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A husband and a wife are like two wheels of a vehicle.
If one gets punctured, the vehicle can`t move any further
Moral: Always keep a spare wheel!

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Teacher: You call your mother as mum.
What will you call your mother's younger sister and elder sister?
Santa: So simple, I will call them minimum and maximum

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Banta was going towards the railway line.
Santa: Where are you going?
Banta: To commit suicide.
Santa: But why are you carrying a tiffin?
Banta: If the train is late, will I remain hungry?

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Santa : I think that girl is deaf.
Banta : How do you know?
Santa : I told I love her, but she said her sandals are new!

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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does




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Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.

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How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom
and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!

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Hasi ke liye gam kurban,
khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,
dost ke liye jan bhi kurban,
agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.

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woman's life is very hard
morning- wash clothes
noon- dry clothes
evening- iron clothes
night- open clothes
midnight-no clothes
early morning- search clothes

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kya apne kabhi wo mu me liya hain? woh mota sa, lamba sa, naram-garam,
jiske upar cover aur aas pas baal hote hai? nehin?
kyu jhoot bolte ho? kabhi bhutta nehin khaye kya??

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professor: name a product in which supply always exceeds the demand
student: homework

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Mr. & Mrs roy were waiting at the airport.
Mrs.roy: i wish i'd brought the T.V. with us
Mr. roy: what makes u say that?
Mrs. roy: i left the plane tickets on it.

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pati- mobile, patni- simcard
dono mile to hua recharge.
beta hua to incoming, beti hui to outgoing
kuch na hua to missed call

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ho sakta hain barish k baad asma nila na ho
ho sakta hain dhoop aane pe sarso pila na ho
par ho hi nehin sakta ke
aap sokar uthe or bistar gila na ho..

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andha dewar: bhabi o bhabi lo laddu
bhabi naha rahi thi. socha dewar to andha hain.
bina kapre ke bahar akar boli: yeh kis khushi me?
dewar: mera ankhen thik ho gaya hain

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jahara amar jherechhe NOBEL, jherechhe sonar thala
ami ki tader merechhi khisti, bolechhi tader saalaa!!

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hup hap hup hap hap hup hip hip hap hup hup hip

congratulation! you have succesfully passed in monkey's language
plz collect ur certificate from kolkata zoo..

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Colgate se Daant saaf Karne ka,
Pepsodent se Majboot karne ka,
Babul se fresh karne ka,
Agar fir bhi saaf nahi ho to BINDAS "HARPIC" use karne ka....................

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A GOOD FRIEND IS WHO TELL U TO STUDY WELL.
BUT BEST FRIEND IS WHO STAND OUT OF EXAM HALL.... 

& SAYS: SAALE KITNA LIKHEGA, JALDI CHAL SAARI LADKIYA JA RAHI HAI.

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Banta: Aao Chess Khelen
Santa: Mujhe Chess Nahi Aati
Banta: Main Sikha dunga isme Hathi, Ghore Oont khane hai
Santa: Phir to main bilkul nahi khelunga kyonki main shaakahari hun.

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Banta Joins Ad Company
Santa: Mere Father ka dehant ho gaya akhbaar me Shok Sandesh dena hai
Banta: Aap Hindustan Kesari me do. isme abhi 1 +1 scheme hai.
Aap ke father ke sath aapka free chhap denge

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Yamraj=Ur Time is Over
Katrina=Kya koi Rasta He Bachne ka?
Yam=Ha!
SMS Padhne wale ko KISS Karo
Katrina=Oh Shit!
Fir to Mujhe Utha Hi Lo. ..

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Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?
Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chuhe jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai

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Santa interview k liye jata hai.
Boss- aapka janm kahan hua hai?
santa- tiruvantpuram.
Boss- spelling batao?
santa- nahi - nahi goa me hua tha.


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A girl come in class with new slipper.

A boy told her: Chappal achhi hai.

Girl replied: Nikalu kya?

Then all boys replied:Teri dress aur bhi achhi hai.

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GAAV me BIJALI aane wali h sunkr log nach rhe the.
1 KUTTA b jum rha tha.Logo ne pucha,tu Q khush h?
Wo bola BIJALI aayegi to khambe b to lagenge

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Wife-janu, kash aap msg hote,main aapko save karti,jab chahe padhti
Husband- kanjus,save hi karke rakhti ya apni kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?

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Santa pi kr Scoter pe 1 Arthi Se takra Gya,
dead body gir Gyi Log Sante ko Pitne lage,
SANTA- Jo Gir gaya Usse To Punch lo Jyada Chont to nhi lagi.

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Santa:Duniya mei sabse dukhi aadmi kaun hai?
Banta:Bechare Rickshaw wale!
Santa:Kaise?
Banta:Q ki ladki kunwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati ha

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2 cockroachs sittin in a toilet, eatin potty.
1 said 2 another :- yaar mujhe potty aa rahi hai.
Othr said:- yaar khane ke time to aisa baat mat kar!!

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British:Which is ur favourite flower?
Hindu:Lotus.
British:I clean my ass wid it.
Muslim:Rose.
British:I clean my ass wid it.
Santa:CACTUS!!! Ab bol! :-)

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Teacher: What is the capital of china?
Pappu: U Know ?
Teacher: Yes
Pappu: Then why are u asking

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Wife: sunoji Kaam krte waqt mere ko baho me mat lia karo
Tabi Kamwali boli: Madam achhi Tarah se samjha do,mai to bol-bol ke thak gai..

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Sharma:Yar murgi k bacche anda torkar bahar kaise aa jate hai.
Verma:Mujhe to ye samajh mein nahi aata sale band ande mein ghus kaise jate hai.


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Teacher-batao bachcho jo galat kaam karte hai wo kahan jate hai..?
Student- sharmaate huye bola sir..
CENTRAL PARK, VICTORIA, NALBAAN, MILLENIUM PARK...

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Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

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Teacher: Baccho tum sabse jyada kisse nafrat karte ho?
Boy: Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher:Y do U hate him?
Boy:Usi kamine ne baal vivah pr rok lagwa di.

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Sir- MuhavreKa Istemal Karo 'Muh Me Pani Ana'
Santa-Jaise Maine NalKo Muh LagaK Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gya!

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Master Ji apne student se:-Ashiqi wala sher sunao,
Stdnt-Mota marta moti pe,Bhukha marta roti pe,
Masterji ki do betiyan,Par mai to marta chhoti pe.

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Boss: I?m giving u driver's job.
Starting salary Rs. 3000, is it OK ?
Santa: U R great sir!
Starting salary is Ok but how much is DRIVING salary?

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Pakistan mein Twins baby paida hue to saas boli...
"Lo batao, Hamare Pakistan ki halaat dekh kar
ab bachhe bhi Akele aate hue darte hain!

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Tcher: Agr Me Teri Ma Hoti To Tujhe 2 Din Me Sudhaar Deti ..
Student: Madam ME Aaj Hi Jake Apne Bapu Ko BaTata Hu ki..
Budhe Teri Lotery Lag Gayi.

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Girl 2 SANTA-Neend mei ho to Sapna bhejo,
Jaag rahe ho to Yade bhejo,
Ro rhe ho to Aasu bhejo
Or sms padh rhe ho to Reply bhejo
SANTA-Toilet mei hu potty bheju?

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Teacher:Baccho tum sabse jyada kisse nafrat karte ho?
Boy: Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher:Y do U hate him?
Boy:Usi kamine ne baal vivah pr rok lagwa di.

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Sir-MuhavreKa Istemal Karo:'Muh Me Pani Ana'
Santa-Jaise Maine Nal Ko Muh LagaK Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Muh Me Pani Aa Gya!

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Gangu goes to electronic shop
wearing a CARGO trouser.
Shopkeeper: Do u want a pocket calculator, Sir?
Gangu: No! I know how many pockets I have.

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Teacher 2 GOLU -Tum Me Kuch Kamiya Hai.
GOLU Next Day Coat Pant Pehan K Aata Hai.
Teacher:What's This?
GOLU -Raymond, The Complete Man..

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GIRL-dear,sunday 1st show k BALCONY k"
CORNER"wale 2 ticket book kr k Rkhna..
BOY-Lekin"CORNER"wale ticket nai mile toH??
GIRL-TO MOVIE dekhenge... ;-)

Boss-Tum itne chote kapde Q phnti ho?
Secretry-kya kru sir itni salary me itne hi kapde aate h
Boss-chalo aj se salary band

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Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k
Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kar du.
Mager bad me Sochta hon ke
khud-Kushi to apradh hai..

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"ACCHI PATNI" AuR "BHOOT" Ek JaIse HoTe He,
Qki Inki Baatein To Sab Karte He, Par Aaj Tak DekHa Kisi Ne NaHi.