Short Halloween Captions

Funny Halloween Captions for Instagram and facebook:

• "If you’ve got it, haunt it! 💁‍♀️🦇"
• "Witch better have my candy! 🍬🧙‍♀️"
• "My broomstick runs on wine. 🧙‍♀️🍷"
• "I put a spell on you, and now you’re my snack! 🍭✨"
• Maybe she’s born with it; maybe it’s the Halloween costume.
• "Too cute to spook, but still here for the treats! 🎃😜"
• "Caution: May contain traces of spooky shenanigans. ⚠️👻"
• Every day is Halloween if you’re weird enough! 🎉🕷️"
• "Feeling fang-tastic this Halloween! 🧛‍♂️😄"
• "I’m here for the candy and the costume drama. 🍬🎭"
• Don't want a trick? ...Am I a good witch or bad?
• Boo! I'm here to deplete your treats!
• Don't want a hoax? Use candy to coax!
• I'm back again! Re-treat me or I'll tweet.
• Sugar or spice? Please be nice!
• Want me to go away? Give me some candy!
• Some Halloween candy would be quite dandy!
• Taking a coffin break, be back soon.
• "I’m just here for the boos. 🍻👻"
  
  
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Scary Halloween Captions for Instagram and facebook:

"Ghouls just wanna have fun."

"Boo! Did I scare you, or are you just happy to see me? 😉"

"When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween!

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"Join me for a night of frights—let's get haunted! 👻✨"

"Creepin' it real this Halloween. 🕷️👻"

"Something wicked this way comes… 🎃"

"Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something spooky to eat! 🍬"

"Fright night: where the monsters come out to play. 🦇"

A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.

Witch-ing you a very Happy Halloween!

Hope your Halloween is a real scream this year.